Saturday, May 1, 2010

Is That Your Ass on Your Face?



Appley went out with her bf last night and bumped into her assface client.

Assface: "Hi Appley, is he your son?"

What an idiot! First of all, Appley's bf is only two or three years younger than her, not two decades. Secondly, how can you mistaken someone who is two years younger as someone else's son? Younger brother, maybe. But son?! It's not like humans have lifespan of a fruit fly.

Assface should go for reconstructive surgery to remove ass from face; Appley should shave her beard to make herself look younger.

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